Attempting a "Not Me Monday"

My Charming Kids is the home of Not Me Monday. I can't get my graphic to link right, due to my extreme lack of bloggy-techno-savvy. (Or, since it's a Not Me Monday...my extreme bloggy-techno-expertise!) Anyway, here is my attempt...

Last Sunday at church, we did not lose our electricity due to an ice storm. We did not wake up late for church and then proceed to frantically scramble to make it on time. It wasn't the day of the Christmas program that the children had been practicing for the last two months. And it most certainly was not like camping and then putting on your Sunday best to attend church. And, of course, I did not insist that we wear our Christmas outfits...including for me, panty hose, a black skirt, and a satin red shirt adorned with rinestones...even though it was a windchill of twenty six below zero. Not me! Never! And I would never grumble at my husband as I scrambled into the car, tearing a run in my hose. I did not blame him for the run...because he was rushing me! I have a gentle and quiet spirit. I don't do things like that!

There is no way it was me seen sliding across the church parking lot, which resembled an ice rink more than a parking lot. It must have been someone else.
My hair was washed and styled with a flat iron, just like every morning. I did not try to tease and spray the morning mess I woke up with Sunday morning! No way! I have it together...especially on Christmas program day. It must have been someone else. Because it most certainly was NOT ME!

* On a more serious note: Please keep baby Stellan and his MckFamily in your prayers.